Well, my days with Kat just keep getting stranger and stranger.
She put this blue coat on me the other morning.
Do I look good in this blue coat? No, I look bloody ridiculous!
Kat said rain was forecast and my own coat needed to be dry as someone called Physiotherapist was coming to check my back.
We horses need our backs checking now and again because we aren’t designed to carry humans and it can sometimes make us sore. The only thing we would be unlucky enough to carry on our backs in the wild is a lion – before it drags us down for dinner.
Physiotherapist felt all over my neck, back and general bum vicinity (yes, I know).
I was starting to feel all nice and sleepy when I heard the words ‘wobbly bottom’.
Physiotherapist was saying the left side of my bum wasn’t as wobbly as the right side and they both needed to be equally wobbly. I was just starting to quite like her.
I always thought I was the proud owner of a peachy, pert posterior. To discover it’s not only wobbly, but uneven in it’s wobbliness, is pretty shattering.
Then she pressed all around the none wobbly left side until she was satisfied it had reached an equal level of wobbliness to the right side.
Then – and you’re not going to believe this – she showed Kat how to do a wobble test on the left side – just to make sure it didn’t lose any of its new found wobbliness.
I was an ergot away from retreating to my happy place, where these insults couldn’t reach me, when Kat put my mind to rest.
She said wobbly was good as it meant my muscles were nicely relaxed and working properly. Not wobbly meant they were too tight and needed releasing a bit. Then she reassured me my bottom was perfectly peachy, wobbly or not.
Just when I was starting to get all sleepy again, Physiotherapist told Kat I might need some schooling. What? Why? I don’t think I’ve been overly naughty lately?
Apparently, the schooling she means is going round and round in circles and other fun (yes, again, I know) shapes in the building with sand on the floor.
Kat did promise Physiotherapist she would do this but the look on her face said differently. She prefers straight lines in the great outdoors, like me.
Once all the rubbing, massaging and general wobbling was done, this very strange afternoon was rounded off in a nice way. Physiotherapist showed Kat how to do some stretching exercises – with treats!
Every day I have to stretch 5 times on each side of my body and be justly rewarded with a hay cob when I try really hard.
I’m going to be trying really, really hard. A lot.