A man visited me recently with Kat. He’s called Ross and he can talk Horse.
It’s a blessed relief to be honest as Kat can’t. Well, not my version of Horse. I speak Pure Horse.
Pure Horse is the subtle body language that only horses, other prey animals and a handful of humans can speak and understand.
The wrinkling of a nose or the twitch of an ear is as clear as day to us, but way too understated for many other species, including humans.
Infact, the whole purpose of Pure Horse is that predators can’t understand us. No real surprise humans struggle.
Echo told me Pure Horse was no good with Kat so she used a more direct, simple version called Beginner Horse. This version gives clearer signals including affection for getting things right and unadulterated fury for getting them wrong. She said it worked a treat with Kat.
I don’t think there’s a picture of her getting it wrong – she was probably too occupied with running away.
Anyway, turns out Ross is going to help me and Kat understand each other better. I can already understand Human so he’s going to teach her Pure Horse. Hurrah, I’ll finally get to tell her all my gripes.
The body language of people is what we horses call Human. Horses understand Human completely. Unfortunately most humans seem to have no idea what their body is saying – to us or each other.
Learning Pure Horse would help humans not only understand our subtle body language but also their own.
If a human’s body language is tense we will be tense. If a human’s body language is soft and relaxed, we will be. You could call us an emotional mirror.
Apparently, this is why we are sometimes used for therapy – to help troubled humans understand what they are feeling.
We horses really are the gift that just keeps on giving aren’t we!
Perhaps there should be a National Horse Appreciation week. When Kat can understand Pure Horse I’ll suggest it.
In the meantime, she’s got some work to do…